starfraps:

Oh hey Tumblr. You can listen to my new Halloween track. But to be honest it’s probably 2spoopy4u.

One time I made a spoopy song.

I was reading my sociology book and there was a section on abortion, and while I was reading it I realized the ultimate reason that pro-life people are silly. And it really doesn’t even have too much to do with abortion itself.

It’s the fact that these people are saying “I DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOU’RE DOING. YOUR PRACTICES AND MORALS ARE APPALLING TO ME. YOU ARE AN AWFUL PERSON,” and then their recourse is to literally force this person who they disagree with on such a fundamental level to reproduce, and presumably pass on their “defunct morals” to another human being.

WAY TO GO PRO-LIFERS. AS LONG AS YOU’RE WINNING, YOU’LL ALWAYS BE LOSING.

shonuffkimber:

GOD DAMN IT

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breastforce:

the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

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awwww-cute:

Ever seen a baby opossum riding a fawn?

awwww-cute:

Ever seen a baby opossum riding a fawn?

(via pterodactyl-tendencies)

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